Erggo my fine feathered fried chickens....
Mood:  caffeinated
As my mood states, I am feeling caffeinated...but that wouldn't work cause I haven't had any caffeine. Oh boy. So, as some of you might know, I used to have this other blog, but I got bored of it, so I decided to make this one. I might, however randomly take some posts from that one and put them on here, because honestly, back in the day, I was brillantly funny...maybe not...maybe so....Ah well...Okay, so I shall introduce myself. I am poking Claire. Which if you think about it, it could mean you are poking me...but it doesn't. I actually don't know what it means. It just does. I don't know why I called this onionshake either. I actually don't even like onions. Back to my introduction, I am also know as Potato Master Claire, because I am the ultimate potato master! PMC for short...although PMC could have other meanings...like Pathetic Moron Claire...(which is true)or it could also be Puny(not to be confused with Punny...Punny is pronounced like funny..Puny is pronounced like well....P'you-nee)Munchkin Claire...(whic is also true) But we never talk about this. Never, ever.

Okay, so this blog right here is everything that goes on in my brain that is actually not a brain. It is not a brain for two reasons.
1) Nothing smart ever goes on inside of it(That's a huge LIE)
2)I felt like it.

So, here I will post my thoughts, no matter how absurd and insane they are, which, if you know me, is actually almost everything I ever think about. Yes, yes...I do believe I am done for today.
Toodles fried chickens,
Beware the toilet plungers,
Poking claire
p.s. This does not mean I am a toilet plunger....OOoh a duck...I just think you should be ware of them.